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:: INSULTS PAGE :: | |
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We all know how friends, family, work collegues and partners can sometimes annoy us and we can struggle to find the right words. Well struggle no more because DoseUK have listed a bunch of random insults that you can reel off at your leisure. Read them, learn them, memorise them and then go
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1 | I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. |
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2 | You seem to be suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. |
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| I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. |
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| I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. |
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| If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. |
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| Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? |
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| I bet your dad spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. |
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| The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. |
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| You are currently depriving the vilaage of an idiot. |
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| You'd lose an argument with an inanimate object. |
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When you go to the mindreader do you get half price? |
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What happened to your face - do you step on rakes for a hobby? |
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Your face is so ugly it's almost fascinating. |
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Don't worry, beauty is only a light switch away. |
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I like the material of your dress - you were lucky to find so much of it. |
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Are your parents cousins? |
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You're about as sharp as a beach ball. |
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I am not trying to put you down but I may as well be talking to a speed bump! |
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I'm a bit busy now, do you mind if I ignore you some other time? |
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I used to think I was ugly but your face has made me feel so much better. |
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Do they ever shut up on your planet? |
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Do you need a license to be that ugly? |
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Have a nice day... Somewhere else! |
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Go out with you,. I'd rather pass a kidney stone! |
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I'd follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. |
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I didn't know the circus was in town.. |
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What would you like to do if you grow up? |
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You're about as much fun as diarrhea in a spacesuit. |
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Are those your shoes or are you breaking them in for a clown? |
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You've got a smile like a crocodile with gas. |
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