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31 | You got a body like a sock full of golf balls. | |
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32 | I've seen wounds better dressed than you. | |
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| Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. | |
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| I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more. | |
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35
| You should learn from your parents mistakes. Get sterilised! | |
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36
| Your inferiority complex is completely justified. | |
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| What makes you think I would want to talk to you? | |
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38
| Sorry honey, I just don't have the energy to fake it tonight! | |
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39
| You got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. | |
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40
| I can see your point but still think you're full of shit! | |
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41 |
How can you love nature when it did that to you? | |
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42 |
They say that travel broadens you. You must have been around the world. | |
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They offer counselling for people like you. | |
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44 |
You're ugly and you're mother dresses you funny! | |
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Sorry if I'm drooling but I had to get drunk before I could come and talk to you. | |
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46 |
Have you been chasing parked cars? | |
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47 |
Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend. | |
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Please call me someday so I can hang up on you. | |
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49 |
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. | |
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I've seen people like you before but I had to pay admission. | |
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You're ugly, I'm busy. Have a nice day. | |
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You dance like a drunk killing coackroaches. | |
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53 |
If I throw a stick, will you leave? | |
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And which dwarf are you? | |
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I was just trying to imagine you with a personality. | |
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56 |
Does your head whistle in a cross wind? | |
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57 |
You got in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching. | |
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Oh no, not you again. | |
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59 |
Thats a nice outfit. When did the clown die? | |
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It's people like you who give scum a bad name. | |
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