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MEET THE STAFF
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We have been asked many times by customers for us to put pictures of our staff team on the site so that you can see who is dealing with your specific requirements. This is something that we have backed away from due to our team scaring you guys but it seems that some of you are just so persistent, so just for you, here they are. |
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KANE - One of the founders of DoseUK. Kane contributed towards setting up the company and now has the responsibility of hiring the right staff for the job and as you can see, he has a knack for finding the right people. |
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JAKE - In charge of sales. Jake's responsibility is to help DoseUK progress by finding new ways to promote the company. He is stubborn, pig headed and is prone to flashbacks. Jake is constantly under the influence of alcohol and feels that by painting himself blue, he will become imortal. |
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SKITZ - Deals with mail and helps Jake. Skitz is prone to volatile behavour and got his nickname due to the fact that he is skizophrenic. He has served 12 years for GBH, ABH driving without due care, holding up an off licence and has been served a Court Notice forcing him to stay away from London. - We felt that he was a little misunderstood and have decided to give him a chance. - You want to see him go with a shovel. |
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SPADGE - Graphic / Clothing designer. Spadge is the guy we owe our designs to. He is a hard worker and when he isn't painting his face black, sticking crisps to his head and forcing used ciggarete stumps up his nose, he can actually churn out some pretty decent designs. - (Well, his designs are ok but he is good friends with Skitz and we find it works well to keep him happy) |
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WOLFY - Prints out the required designs and also in charge of deliveries. Wolfy basically takes the designs from Spadge and sets them up in the required format for printing onto the fabric. He is definately a people person and as you can see from the picture above, he kept a whole school amazed as he showed the children and teachers how it is possible to smoke over 500 cigarettes in one go. |
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DoseUK Customer Relations One of the latest additions to the Dose team is Malcom. We have created a new opening within the team for a customer relations / PR to help lift some of the pressures being dealt with by Jake and Skitz. Basically, Malcs job is to help Jake find new business, especially whilst Jake is having flashbacks and also to help Skitz deal with mail as we can't help but feel that Skitz seems a little unsettled and it is a little unnerving seeing Skitz bring his shovel into work with him. That constant grin on his face seems to scare off all the trainees but I am sure Malc can look after himself. Malcom claims to have pushed a few weights in his time but told us that customer relations is his ideal role as he can express his true feelings on satisfied and unsatified customers. We found that he kept saying ITYANA to one of the trainees and Kane thought he was speaking in some native tongue but recently found out it stands for I'll Tear You A New A$$hole. That trainee has voluntarily left the company.
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| - YOUR CHANCE - |
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If you would like your picture placed on our site, send us your photo (the funnier the better) and you never know. Send us some cool shots of you wearing our gear and you may even end up winning our exclusive official doseuk top which we can also do in womens fitted. - This is not for sale in our shop yet and you have the chance of getting one for free month's before we offer it to the public. Send your photo's in by clicking << Send us a mail >> and attaching them with a little write-up to your email. You will be notified via email if you win the top |
